Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I wa...
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That...
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed...
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from ...
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.It was...
A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don’t like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It’s good for you, the...
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning he turned up because he was too hot. Then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half ...
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don&#...
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so t...
A man sobering up from the night before was sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nodded off. The priest had been watching him all along, noticing...
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. W...