One day there was four nuns at confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said, "I saw a man’s private part." He told her to wash her ...
Very stupid robbers Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we’re on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed back, ...
My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought fo...
Very stupid robbers Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we’re on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed back, ...