一天，老师发现在黑板上有人写了‘阴茎’两个小字，感到尴尬之余，她回头，想在班里找到那个可恶的同学，但没有发现那个人，便把字擦掉，开始了她的课程。 第二天，她走进课室，看到黑板上又有‘阴茎’两字...
薛之谦在某节目演绎的段子：“有三个小朋友在玩枪，比谁厉害。第一个小朋友说‘看我的，激光枪，biubiubiu.....’，第二个小朋友‘看我的,镭射枪.......’，第三个小朋友说‘看我的，娘娘腔’&...
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don’t think that’s going to help." ...
Two young men who were joining the Navy were asked, "Do you know how to swim?" They both looked puzzled , and one replied, "What’s the matter, aren’t there enough ships? "
Mother: Billy, what are you doing? Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts. Mother: That’s&...
Two young men who were joining the Navy were asked, "Do you know how to swim?" They both looked puzzled , and one replied, "What’s the matter, aren’t there enough ships? "
One evening I drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.’The...
Smith: " I keep hearing the word ’ idiot ’. I hope you are not referring to me." Jones: " Don’t be so conceited. As if there are no other idiots in the world."
My husband’s brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to China for a short visit to our city.To show hospitality at the welcoming dinner party,Mr.Sun,the host,entertained Joseph with Chinese w...
My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought fo...
A pipe burst in a lawyer’s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600. The lawyer exclaimed...
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You’re running around with other women," she charged. "You&rsquo...
Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you’ll have to make your own bed. Traveling salesman: That’s perfectly all right. Farmer: Here’s a hammer and saw. Good night.
Mother: Billy, what are you doing? Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts. Mother: That’s&...
偶为了追一位漂亮的美眉，决定展开鲜花攻势，我问老板：“一朵玫瑰代表‘唯一’，三朵代表‘我爱你’，九朵代表‘永远’那九百九十九朵是什么意思？” 花店老板：“这个嘛…...
程序猿：我的第一个问题是，对于我第二个和第三个问题，你可不可以只用‘能’和‘不能’来回答? 老板：“OK!” 我的第二个问题是，如果我的第三个问题是我能不能涨工资?那么你对于我的第三个问...
美国青年比利学习中文。当学到“吻”这个字时，比利提出了疑问：“吻字会意就是‘勿’，‘口’，不动口如何接吻？” 有人想了想，笑着回答：“中国人个性比较含蓄，‘勿&rsqu...
有个姓朱的财主，又讲忌讳，又爱说话文绉绉。他对新来的小猪棺说：“记住我家的规矩：我姓朱，不准你叫我时带‘朱’（猪）字，叫‘老爷’或‘自家老爷’就行了；时说话要文雅一点，不准说粗言...
老冒平时就爱滥用成语。一天，他去祝贺朋友结婚，新娘新郎向来宾敬酒。老冒见新娘俏丽无比，便赞美道：“你今天真是‘面目全非’。”接着他举起酒杯又对新郎说：“来，让我们‘同归于尽’吧！&...
某电影： -Are you serious? -No, I’m kidding. 中文字幕： 你是席而瑞斯吗? 不是，我是凯丁。
牧师说教讲得唇焦舌干，但教徒捐款却很少。钱币连篮底也没铺满。 他转身对教徒们说：“教徒们，我刚才走进教堂时，看见广场上停满了漂亮的汽车，曾经自问‘天啊，穷人到哪里去了?’现在我看了捐献篮，我奇怪地问&...