Mother: Billy, what are you doing? Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts. Mother: That’s&...
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That...
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more...
Mother: Billy, what are you doing? Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts. Mother: That’s&...