An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff? Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap. The lady said, It is too much, give it to me...
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy and ...
一天在上课，有一个很帅的男生无聊的说道：“人生本应HPPY，何必太STUDAY，因该找个LADY，早早生个BABY！” 这时，有一个暗恋他的女生听到了，找出了一张纸传了过去：“天天盼望STUDAY，想做你的LADY，为你生个BA...