牛给羊打电话，羊：喂，你谁呀？牛：我cow。羊：靠，你谁？牛：靠，我cow。羊：靠，你到底谁？牛：靠，我cow，我cow，靠！ 阿呆说有个史上最黄的笑话，问阿瓜听不听。阿瓜：太黄的地方就跳过吧。阿呆：好！笑话讲的是，跳过，跳...
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows d...